You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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