It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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