I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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