I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Randomize
