My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She told me I should be a condom model.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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