I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
