Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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