that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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