i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I will pee on everything he values.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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