I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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