And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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