I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she smelled like a LAN party
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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