mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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