You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
It's blow job season.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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