Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I bet he comes in French.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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