Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Damn victory sex feels great
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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