I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Randomize
