either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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