He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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