Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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