R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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