We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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