Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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