Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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