i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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