i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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