i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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