I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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