He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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