How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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