i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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