I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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