have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
