So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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