Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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