why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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