just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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