I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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