No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I intend to get homeless drunk
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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