On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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