Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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