Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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