look no pants
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
bring money and cleavage
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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