I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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