We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
is that a dick in a sweater?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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