I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
smell my finger.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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