Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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