Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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