To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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