How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
