if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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