i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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