As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he was CRYING into my vagina
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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