It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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